Mozo’s Race for VICE President
Dear Mozonians,
Do you know how much your Vices are costing you? If you’re anything like us, you’ve got no idea just how bad it is. All those coffees each week, the shoes clogging up your cupboard, the night on the drink that mysteriously drained your whole bank account – and let’s not even get started on Christmas and New Years.
Truly, we are a viceful people.
But here’s the good news: We’re looking for Australia’s First Vice President! That’s right, we’re going to reward the vices you try so desperately to hide!
Simply head to our Vice Calculator, tot up that vicious spend and come up with a campaign promise to smite your vice. The candidate with the best promise will win $5000!
Follow the campaign trail on Facebook and Twitter to read and vote on your rivals’ promises, and be sure to boost your supporter base — get your friends to vote for you.
The VICE President will be inaugurated on Australia Day — so join the race and start campaigning today!
Team Mozo
Electoral Regulator